Keep that in mind while reading this page           

 

What we OFFER:

• Name your own price!! You choose the amount to spend

• No shipping or handling charges….ever

• No tax collected

• No tracking number to mess with

• One size fits ALL! As opposed to one-size-fits-none found in stores everywhere

• No maintenance of items required

• A deep down "feel good"....                      (BAM! Love that)

 

What we DON’T offer:

• Mugs (Our name in your cupboard is not something we long for)

• Beeping, flashing key chains (if you lose your keys a lot this may be a good idea)

• Bumper stickers (We like “funny ones” and couldn’t think of one)

• Water Bottles (If you need one of those you’d better get some exercise. Besides, ours probably wouldn’t be PETE or HDPE so  you might get sick and sue us)

• Dust-Mop Slippers… or magnets for the fridge (they don’t work on your stainless fridge anyway)

• Monogrammed click-pens (We know you have plenty of pens already, “click” or “no click” ...it’s just up to you to find the working ones. One more would not solve that problem)    AND….

• T-shirts! Admit it: one more may necessitate expanding your storage space (And we would rather you donate that money to us)